Four

Little Johnny Counts to 10
Little Johnny Counts to 10 The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers. "Yes," he says. "My daddy taught me." "Can you tell me what comes after three?" "Four," answers little Johnny. "What comes after six?" "Seven," answers little Johnny. "Very good," says the teacher. "Your father did a very fine job. What comes after ten?" "A jack," answers little Johnny.
What’s the difference between a delivery driver and the pizza they deliver?
The pizza can feed a family of four.
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
Because if they had four doors, they'd be chicken sedans.
What’s the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?
A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four.
There was an Old Man who said, 'Hush!
I perceive a young bird in this bush!'
When they said, 'Is it small?'
He replied, 'Not at all!
It is four times as big as the bush!'
There was an Old Man who said, 'Hush!
I perceive a young bird in this bush!'
When they said, 'Is it small?'
He replied, 'Not at all!
It is four times as big as the bush!'
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
I was walking past the store today when I saw a sign saying, "All items one-third off."
So I bought a dozen eggs. Unfortunately four of them were rotten.
What four letters will frighten a burglar? O I C U Where does bad light go? To prism!
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A Bed
What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.
Did you hear about the hungry clock? It went back four seconds.
There was a young lady from Kew
Who said, as the bishop withdrew
Oh the Vicar is quicker
And thicker and slicker
And four inches longer than you.
My sister was anxious to do some landscaping at her new home, but then she called up sounding hopeless.
“I don’t think I’ll ever get these trees planted,” she moaned. “It says to plant in full sun, but it’s been cloudy for four days.”
There four things we simply cannot choose in this life
1. Our parents
2. Our nationality
3. Our physical attributes
4. The Russian president