Somehow they knew I wanted champagne. It was chilling.
My doctor said I need to change my diet. He said I should eat more more caviar and drink more champagne. So, I said, "That's insane! What kind of a diet is that?" He replied, "It's called a High Fluten Diet."
How did the vineyard launch the new champagne making business?
They crashed a small boat into it.
Gluten-free, dairy-free, fat-free – I love this new Champagne Diet!