Butt

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive.
Olive, who?
Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it!

I love you with all my butt.
I would say my heart, but it is just not as big. (wink wink where my curvy booties at?!)
Yo momma so fat you could slap her butt and ride the waves.
Seducing the Teacher
Seducing the Teacher After picking her son up from school one day, the mother asks him what he did at school. The kid replies, "I had s** with my teacher." She gets so mad that when they get home, she orders him to go straight to his room. When the father returns home that evening, the mother angrily tells him the news of what their son had done. The father hears the news and, in front of the wife, acts really concerned. He promises her to speak to their son. The moment she turns, however, a huge grin spreads across his face. He walks to his son's room and asks him what happened at school, the son tells him, "I had s** with my teacher." The father tells the boy that he is so proud of him, pats him on the back, and he is going to reward him with the bike he has been asking for. The son is elated. On the way to the store, the dad asks his son if he would like to ride his new bike home. His son responds, "No thanks Dad, my butt still hurts."
You Get What You Pay For
You Get What You Pay For A large woman goes to a plastic surgeon. "What can I do for you?" "Well, I really don't want to spend much money, but I want to make my breasts much bigger. How can you do that for me for almost no money?" The doctor tells her, "You don't need surgery to do that. Just take toilet paper and rub it on your chest every day." The surprised woman asks, "How does THAT make them bigger?" "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
I'm much funnier.
when I am drunk off my butt.
sadly, I'm sober.
Are you a cigarette?
Because when I'm done with your butt I'm gonna throw it away.
I’d like to see things from your point of view, but I can’t seem to get my head that far up your butt.
Is This Really Necessary?
Is This Really Necessary? Ted comes home blackout drunk, as he does most nights. With his eyes barely open, he misses his friend Carl in bed on top of his wife. He lies down and instantly passes out. Carl panics and tries to run but the wife stops him and whispers: "Don't go, this moron is so drunk he won't even feel me plucking a hair on his butt." The wife does exactly that and the husband doesn't move. Carl, now reassured, proceeds with the job. Half an hour later Ted moves a bit, and Carl is just about to freak out, the wife stops him and plucks another hair from his buttocks. Another hour later Carl is still going at it. After a while, just to be sure, he plucks another hair from Ted's butt. Ted then moves around a bit and mumbles: "Look man, I don't mind you screwing my wife, but do you really need to keep score on my bum?"
You're riding a horse full speed, there's a giraffe beside you, and you're being chase by a lion.
What do you do?
Get your drunk butt off the carousel.