Boats Jokes

Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
Why don’t Satanic boats ever sink?
Because they’re Unholy.
Where do boats go when they get sick? The dock
Why are big boats called "Yachts"?
Because they cost "Yachts of money".
Why don't boats have funerals?
They have wakes.
Why don't they make boats out of peppers?
Because they're always capsaicin!
Why do all the boats in Scandinavia have barcodes on the sides of them?
It makes it easier to... scan da navy in.
Where do boats go when they feel sick?
To the dock.
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