Why did the baker file a sexual harassment claim?
People kept commenting on his hot buns.
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.