National Herbs and Spices Day is celebrated annually on June 10.
When do you put paprika on eggs? Fry-Day.
Why do baby seals swim in salt water? Cause pepper water makes them sneeze.
How does a restaurant get the freshest ingredients? They cut a dill.
How do you know you in "love" with spicy food? After getting to third basil.
How does the recipe for German Sauerbraten begin? "First invade ze kitchen."
What did baby clock ask mama clock? Where's father Thyme.
Teacher: What are the seasons? Student: Salt, pepper, ginger...
Did you hear about the flatmate who woke up to a spicy toothbrush? He had it cumin.
How should you live your life? By seasoning the moment.
Who did the Caribbean jerk fall in love with? The Spice Girl next door.