What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
A snowmobile!
If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?
Snowbows.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell.
Why are we only concerned about snowmen not snowwomen?
Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?
Axel Froze.
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
A Frosty.
What do snowmen do on Christmas?
Play with the snow angels.
What did the snowman eat?
Icebergs with chilli sauce.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
What do you call a gangsta snowman?
Froze-T.