Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.
Man: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
Woman: Nah, it was plain bad luck!
Man: I've lost my phone number can I have yours?
Woman: Sure, my number is 911-8473 (works better if you write it down)
Man: "Wow, you're tall! How's the weather up there?"
Woman: "It's raining." and pour a glass on him.
Man: Any Generic Pick Up Line
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."
Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Woman: Okay, but would you stay there?
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."