What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!