Why did the chimpanzee cross the road?
Because he had to take care of some monkey business.
What do you call a monkey who can’t keep a secret?
A blab-boon.
Where does a 2,000 pound gorilla sit?
Anywhere it wants to.
What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?
Anything you want, he can’t hear you.
What martial art do monkeys practice?
Flung Poo.
Why did the monkey like the banana?
Because it had appeal.