What do you call a rapper working at Cold Stone? Scoop Dogg.
What do you call a metalhead working at Cold Stone? Alice Scooper.
Did you hear about the frozen dessert whose wife had a baby?
Now he’s a popsicle.
How does Reese eat her ice cream?
Witherspoon.
How do astronauts eat their ice cream? In floats!
Why doesn’t anyone invite an ice cream cone to their party?
They’re a drip.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter? Pi a'la mode.
Why is green ice cream so serendipitous?
It was mint to be.
What was the ice cream cone’s naughty pick up line?
Wanna lick me?
Why is ice cream so bad at tennis?
They have a soft serve.
Why do ice cream cones make such good journalists?
They always get a scoop.
What is ice cream’s favorite TV show?
Game of Cones.
What is ice cream’s preferred breed of dog?
Dashchundae.