What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter? Ketch-up!
Why did the hot dog turn down a chance to star in a major motion picture? None of the rolls (roles) were good enough.
What do you call a hot dog race? Wiener takes all.
What do you call a dog with a fever? A hot dog.
Why doesn't Daniel Tosh eat Hot Dogs? He can't find the zipper