A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
Something’s goat to give.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
Goat milk?
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke