What do you do with dead geologists?
You barium.
What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time?
You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
What do you call a can of pop found in a conglomerate?
Coca-Cola Clastic
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano? I Lava You!
What do you do with a dead geologists?
Barium
Why shouldn’t you let a geologist drive your car?
Because they get hammered and stoned.
Why did the geologist go on a date to the quarry?
He wanted to be a little boulder.
What did the geologist say when his doctor asked him if he was ready for his colonic? No FRACKING way!
What do you call a periodic table with gold missing? "Au revoir"
Did you hear the one about the geologist? He took his wife for granite so she left him.
What is the difference between a geologist and a chemist? A chemist will drink anything that is distilled. A geologist will drink anything that is fermented.
Why shouldn’t you lend a geologist money?
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Wanna hear the mountain joke?
nah you won't get over it
Why shouldn't you lend a geologist money? They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
What do geologists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.
Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium?
He just couldn’t put it down.
What's black, white, purple, yellow and blue? Sugilite, opal, and sardonyx fighting over a gumball.
How did the geology student drown?
His grades were below C-level.