I was walking past the store today when I saw a sign saying, "All items one-third off."
So I bought a dozen eggs. Unfortunately four of them were rotten.
What sport are eggs best at?
Running.
What kind of eggs does a confused chicken lay?
Scrambled eggs.
Eggs - the original boneless chicken.
Where do eggs go on holiday?
New Yolk.
How does a hen leave its house?
Through the eggs-it.
Why can't you tease egg whites?
Because they can't take a yolk.
What's an egg's favorite movie?
Over Easy Rider.
What type of egg refuses to come out of his shell?
An egg-arophobic.
Where do Eskimos keep their eggs?
In the egg-loo.
Why did the hen lay her egg on the axe?
She wanted to hatchet.
What did the egg say to the clown?
You crack me up.
What do you get if a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
What did the egg do when it saw the frying pan?
It scrambled.
Where's the best place to get information about eggs?
The hen-cyclopedia.
Eggs are going up again.
That'll surprise a few chickens.
What do you call a self-obsessed egg?
An eggomaniac.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
What's an egg's favorite tree?
A y-oak tree.
I went to the store today and bought some really oddly shaped eggs.
Now I can't find them. I think they've been mislaid.
Why did the one legged clown leave the cheese circus? Because he couldn't get his stilton.
Why is the chef so mean?
He beats the eggs.
What day to eggs hate the most?
Fry-day.
When I was younger, I once smashed up a nest of heron's eggs.
No egrets.
I saw a sign earlier that said, "Free Range Eggs."
I've never heard of Range Eggs before but at least they were free so I took some.
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