If you're a chicken and I'm an egg...
let's see which one of us comes first.
They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what that pu**y needs.
I like my women, like I like my ice cream, fat free and dripping down my fingers.
Hey, have you met my friend Dick? He is real tall.
I've got a big one, you wanna see how hard it works?
I'm going to make you breakfast. Omellete you suck this d**k.
You know what cums after C? The D!
How about later tonight, you let me slip into something a little more comfortable... Like you.
Are you a termite? Cause you're about to have a mouth full of wood.
They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.
What if I start this relationship with you as a frien. Will you allow me to give you the 'D' later?
If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down?
I'm a Gemini. What's your sign - Fire Down Below?
I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?
My magical watch says you're not wearing any panties. Oh, you are? Damn, it must be an hour fast.
I forgot my blow job at your house, can i come over and get it?
I would tell you a joke about my penis but it's too long.
Are you a raisin? cuz your a raisin my d**k.
I'd hide every chair in the world just so you'd have to sit on my face.
Your beauty is why God invented eye balls, your booty is why God invented my balls.
I'm not skinny, I'm ribbed for your her pleasure.
I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.
Hey, is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd sure love to tap THAT ass!
Looks don't matter, I'll just wrap you in a flag and pound you for glory.
Does your pu**y smell like fish because I like sushi.
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
Oh my god girl, look at how those legs go up and make an as* out of themselves.
Do you want to come to my time machine? We stop somewhere between '68 and '70.
Your ass is pretty tight, want me to loosen it up?
I'm not a d**k in real life, but I'll play one in your v*ina tonight!