This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.