What kind of cookies do vulcans love? Spockolate chips.
How can you make a computer system cry? Delete his cookies.
What do you get when you use a cookie cutter shaped like a deer? Cookie doe!
What do ghoul scouts hope to achieve by selling halloween cookies? They hope to make a good first impression.
Vampires love cookies too, they love No-stake cookies.
It’s common for people with heartbreaks to crumble.
What does the ginger bread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long! Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
What kind of cookies do poor people want during Halloween? Fortune cookies.
What’s the best thing you can put in a halloween cookie? Your teeth.