The basketball player sat on the sideline and began sketching pictures of chickens. He was learning how to draw fowls.
Why was the basketball court so slippery?
Because all the players were dribbling on it.
The only difference between time and a ball hog is that the former passes.
What does a hunter do with a basketball?
He shoots it.
The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.
Basketball players are not that patient to follow-through an elaborate court-ship procedure.
When the basketball realized all the checks were bouncing, he decided to visit the bank himself to find out.
It is ridiculous having a basketball team that lacks a website. Do you mean none of them can string three W’s together?
Which basketball team is the favorite at the North Pole?
The New York Old Saint Knicks.
Why are pilots so bad at basketball?
Because they're always traveling.
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
If you want a loyal marriage, get hitched to a basketball player. He will never pass you, rather he will keep you all to himself.
What is the difference between a ball hog and time?
Time passes.
Everyone wondered why Cinderella was such a bad player. If only they knew, her coach was a pumpkin.
When she saw all the madness around her, March said, “what’s all that bracket”.
The perfect name for a pig that plays basketball is a ball hog.