Why do pigs go to New York City? To see the Big Apple.
My wife asked me this morning "Do you want a bacon omelette?"
I said "No, I'd rather fry one."
Why was the meat packer arrested? For bringing home the bacon.
My doctor tells me I've got a bacon addiction.
Thankfully he thinks I can be cured.
Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger! Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?