What did the tortilla chip say to the guacamole?
“You are all I avo wanted.”
How many atoms are in guacamole?
Avocados number.
What do you call two male avocados who hang out and drink together?
Avocabros.
If I buy you guacamole, will you sleep with me?
You must think I’m some kind of avocad-ho.
How do you know when guacamole has gone bad?
When it turns guaca-moldy.
How did that avocado baker make bread?
With avoca-dough.
What did the Mexican heavy metal guitarist say to his bandmates?
“Rock out with your guac out.”
What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado when the dip bowl was empty?
“We’ve hit guac bottom!”