What do you call an ant who won’t go away?
Perman-ant.
What do you call an ant with big hair?
Bouff-ant.
What do you call a 100 year old ant?
An ant-ique.
What medicine do you give to sick ants?
Antibiotics.
What are ants made of?
Antimatter.
What do you call an ant who can’t speak?
A mute ant.
What do you call for injured ants?
The ant-bulance.
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, “Is the bar tender here?”
Where do ants go on vacation?
Frants.
What do you call an ant that doesn’t sink?
Bouy-ant.
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Ten-ants.