20 Quick and easy ways to make you and your friends smile, grin and laugh! [1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.. [2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you an area referee.
[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband
[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.
[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
[6] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
[7] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
[8] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
[9] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired..
[10] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
[11] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
[12] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
[13] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner. Prettiest one !!!
[14] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
[15] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
[16] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
[17] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
[18] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!
[19] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
[20] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it!
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