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Joke: A Cardiac Funeral

 
A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin was placed in front of a huge mock up of a heart made up of flowers. When the pastor finished with the sermon and eulogy, and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside and the heart closed. Just then one of the mourners burst into laughter. 
The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?" 

"I was thinking about my own funeral," the man replied. 

"What's so funny about that?" 

"I'm a gynecologist."
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