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Joke: A Cheaper Way

 
One day, a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth. 

"Eighty dollars," the dentist says. 

"That's a ridiculous amount," the man says. "Isn't there a cheaper way?" 

"Well," the dentist says, "if you don't use an anesthetic, I can knock the price down to $60." 

"That's still too expensive," the man says. 

"Okay," says the dentist. "If I save on anesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I can knock the price down to $20." 

"Nope," moans the man, "it's still too much." 

"Well," says the dentist, scratching his head, "if I let one of my students do it, I suppose I can knock the price down to $10." 

"Marvelous," says the man, "book my wife for next Tuesday!"
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