On a rainy day, an Indian from a tribe goes to his Chief.
He asks the Chief, "Chief, how do you name all the people of our tribe?"
The Chief replies,"Oh, it quite easy. When baby is born, I look at first thing I see moving in wilderness, and name baby just that....
"How so?" asks the Indian
"Well," replies the Chief,"if I see coyote running in fields, I name baby Running Coyote, if I see a bull sitting, I name baby Sitting Bull."
"Oh, I see now" says the Indian
Then the Chief turns to the Indian and says, "Well, why do you ask, Shitting Dog?"