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Joke Today: A Sporting Spirit


At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old hockey players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" 

The little boy nodded in the affirmative. 

"Do you understand that what matters is not whether we win or lose, but how we play together as a team?" 

The little boy nodded yes. 

"So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when a penalty is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the referee, or call him a pecker-head." 

Do you understand all that?" 

Again the little boy nodded. 

He continued, "And when I call you off the ice so that another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach 'a dumb a--hole', is it?" 

Again the little boy nodded. 

"Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your mother."
 
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