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Joke: Like a Baby......


Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?' 
 
Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.' 
 
'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?' 
 
'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I t hink I just wet my pants.'
 

 
 



 
 
 
 

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