A farmer drove to a neighbor’s farmhouse and knocked at the door.
A boy, about 9, opened the door.
"Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer.
"No, they went to town."
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
"No, he went with Mom and Dad."
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself, when the young boy says, "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message."
"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "No, I really want to talk to your Dad, about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant!".
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Do You Have the Same Problems With YOUR Kids?
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This is What Happens When Translations Go Wrong...
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14 Halloween Decorations for People with a Sense of Humor
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Hilarious Fortune Cookie Messages to Make You Laugh
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Are These the Funniest Animal Photos Ever Captured?
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Short Senior Jokes that'll Make You Crack Up!
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These Rude 'Chinese' Proverbs Got Me Laughing
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Hilarious: 15 Misspelled Signs That'll Make You Laugh!
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These Signs Are Way Too Funny!
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Classic Comedy: My Blackberry Is Broken!
This is one of our favorite comedy sketches of all times!
The Funniest Videos are Shot Right at Home!
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15 Vintage Photos That Will Make You Laugh
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