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Joke: A Gift Exchange

 

A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their wedding anniversary.
 
The husband gave his wife a gift - a tombstone, with the inscription: "
 
Here LIies My Wife - Cold As Ever.
 
Later, the furious wife bought a return present - also a tombstone, on which the inscription read:
 
"Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last."

 
 



 
 
 
 

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