An immigrant, Hung Chow, calls into work and says, " Hey, I am not coming to work today, I am really sick. I have a headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I am not coming to work."
The boss says, " I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I did what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon... You have a nice house!"