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Joke Today: The Speeding Ticket

A female business executive is late for a meeting and is going 65 on a street where the speed limit is 40. A cop pulls her over and says, "Ma'am, can I please see your license?"

She replies, "Sorry office, but it got revoked two years ago for drunk driving."

He furrows his brow and asks, "Well in that case can I see the registration for the car?"

She replies, "I stole the car and killed the driver, he's in the trunk."

The officer immediately reacts, "Ma'am, DON'T MOVE, I'm calling for backup." He returns to his car and begins to mutter furiously into his walkie-talkie.


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Five minutes later, half of the local police squad pulls up and the Chief of Police walks over to the woman's window.

"Ma'am, can I please see your license?", he asks sternly.

She replies, "Of course, officer," and she smiles demurely, pulling her license from her purse.

He squints warily at the license, "This looks legitimate. Can I see the registration to this car?"

She pulls the registration out of the glove box and hands it to him.

He suddenly bursts out, "Ma'am, stand back!" He bangs open the trunk of the car and flinches, but it was completely empty.

The woman brandishes a finger at the first cop and says accusingly, "And I'll bet that liar told you I was speeding too!"

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