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An Amsterdam Man Makes a Confession

Edited By: Jake Ramirez

About a month ago, a man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so he went to his priest: 

"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a refugee in my attic."

"Well," answered the priest, "that's not a sin."'

"But I made him agree to pay me 200 for every week he stayed."

"I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause."

"Oh, thank you, Father; that eases my mind." He paused for a moment and then said, "I have one more question..."

"What is that, my son?"

"Do I have to tell him the war is over?"

 

 

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