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He and She - Great Jokes!

A big football fan goes to the Super Bowl. His seat is in the nosebleed section, but at least he's at the Super Bowl.

He starts looking around the stadium with his binoculars and sees a guy about 5 rows off the field on the 50 yard line with an empty seat beside him. This is driving him nuts, so at half time, he goes down and asks the guy why he has a vacant seat in such a choice location.

The guy says, "My wife and I bought these seats a long time ago, but unfortunately, she passed away."

"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that", says the fan, "But why didn't you just take a relative or a friend?"

"Na," the man shakes his head, "They're all at the funeral."

A doctor performs a general examination of a woman, and asks to see her husband privately.

"Sir, I don't like what I see," Begins the doctor.

"Me neither," replies the husband, "but she's a wonderful cook and great with the kids."

A man goes to his priest and asks him: "Father, do you think its fair for one man to profit from another man's trouble?"

"Of course not!" Replied the priest. "Even the bible says it is wrong!"

"You're sure?" asks the man.

"Completely!" Answers the priest.

"So..." says the man, "how about giving back the money you took to marry me and my wife?"

A young man asks his fater, married many years, the secret to his marriage's succcess.

His father had this to say: "Well, we sleep in separate beds, drive in separate cars, eat separately, take vacations separately... In short, we do everything to stay together..."

image courtesy of: David Castillo Dominici / freedigitalphotos.net

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