A blonde goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink it.
She looks on the side of her cup and finds a peel off prize.
She pulls off the tab and yells, 'I WON! I WON! I WON a motor home, I WON a motor home!'
The waitress runs over and says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize being given away was a minivan!"
The not-very-intelligent young lady replies, "No. I WON a motor home, I WON a motor home!"
By this time the manager makes his way over to the table and says, "You couldn't possibly have won a motor home because we didn't have that as a prize!"
Again the not-very-intelligent young lady says, "No, no mistake, I WON a motor home, I WON a motor home!"
The not very intelligent young lady hands the prize ticket to the manager.
It reads: "WIN A BAGEL."
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