Those of you who are married may have notiecd that there is rhyme and reason to every marriage, and you must adjust in order to make it work. Here are 10 rules for marriage that you should definitely check out! |
1. Every relationship was ordained from above, but then again, so do hurricanes...
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2. If you want your wife to listen to every word you say - talk in your sleep!
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3. Marriage start and end the same: You kneel to get into them and get down on both knees to get out of them.
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4. Married life has an order to it.
In the first year, the husband speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the wife speaks and the husband listens.
In the third year, both speak and the neighbors listen...
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5. When a man opens the car door for his wife, you can be sure either the car is new, or the wife is new!
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6. Marriage is when a man and a woman become one single entity. The trouble start when they try to decide what kind of entity it is...
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7. Before the wedding, a woman will stay up all night thinking about what the man said. After the wedding, the woman will fall asleep before he can finish the sentence.
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8. Every man wants a beautiful, smart, understanding wife who loves to cook. The problem is making sure those 4 women never meet...
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9. Marriage is a matter of chemistry, that is the reason couples treat each other like nuclear waste... |
10. A man isn't complete until he gets married, then he's through!
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