"You will understand," he said, "the seal of the confessional, can never be broken. However, I got my first impressions of the parish from the very first confession I heard here. I can only hint vaguely about this, but when I came here twenty-five years ago I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place.
The very first chap who entered my confessional told me how he had stolen a television set, and when stopped by the police, had almost murdered the officer. Furthermore, he told me he had stolen money from his parents, embezzled money from his place of business, had an affair with his boss's wife, taken illegal drugs, and given VD to his cousin.
I was appalled, but as the days went on I came to realize that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of understanding and loving people."
Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and give his talk...
"I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived in this parish," said the politician.
"In fact, I had the honor of being the first one to go to him in confession."
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Every Species Has Its Comedians...
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20 Of The Funniest Spelling Mistakes You've Ever Seen
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15 Witty and Funny Marathon Signs That Made Us Chuckle
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18 Funny Animal Pics That'll Give You Some Cheer!
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When Birds Misbehave, the Results Are Utterly Hilarious!
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You Will Crack Up Reading These One-Panel Cartoons!
Comic artist creates witty yet hilarious single-panel comics. Check out some of his best ones.
These Truths About Marriage are Bound Crack You Up!
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These Animal Pick Up Lines Are a Hoot!
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Hilarious Fitness Pranks That Will Leave You in Stitches!
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14 Halloween Decorations for People with a Sense of Humor
You've got to be impressed by these crazy Halloween decorations!
The Most Hilarious Way of Learning to Play an Instrument!
Part comedy, part musical lesson, you'll laugh yourself silly with this video.
17 Hilarious Quotes That Sum Up the Quirks of Traveling
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Mr. Bean Never Expected a Round of Golf Like That...
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Over 100 Dad Jokes to Make You the Corniest!
Over 100 cringy dad jokes in several categories, including cheesy dad jokes, corny dad jokes, dumb dad jokes, dad jokes for adults, dirty dad jokes and more.
This Video is Proof Farm Animals Are Just As Funny As Pets
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