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This Bar Offers Super Cheap Food and Drinks

 On a warm evening, a man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the cheerful looking bartender and asks for his favorite premium beer.
"Certainly, sir. That'll be 1 cent." 

"One single penny?!" exclaimed the man.
The barman replied, "Yes, sir. Just one penny." 

As he takes the glass of delicious beer and takes a satisfying gulp, the guy glances over at the menu and asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas, and a salad?" 

 
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"Certainly sir," replies the bartender. 

"But all that comes to real money." 

"How much money?" inquires the guy. 

"Four cents," he replies. 

"Four cents?!" exclaims the guy. 

"Where's the guy who owns this place?" 

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The barman replies, "Upstairs with my wife." 

The guy asks, "What's he doing with your wife?" 

The bartender replies, "Same as what I'm doing to his business."

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