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Pregnant Women Ask the Right Questions, But These Answers are Hilarious!

 At a recent visit with an OBGYN, I couldn't help but notice the "10 important questions and answers" document she had on her wall.  As I started reading I also started laughing! Why? Check out these questions and answers!
hilarious OBGYN Answers

Pregnancy and Women:
Frequently Asked Questions


Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

hilarious OBGYN Answers

Q: I'm two months pregnant now, when will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

hilarious OBGYN Answers

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

hilarious OBGYN Answers

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word 'alimony' means anything to you.

hilarious OBGYN Answers

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

hilarious OBGYN Answers
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
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