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My Practical Joker Brother Took Care of Things...

 A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when - in his excitement - his car went out of control and crashed into an oak tree.


Upon regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless world-class practical joker, sitting at his bed side with the warm grin he'd know since childhood.


He asked his brother how his wife was, and his brother replied:

"Don't worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter. But the hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth certificates filed and since both you and your wife were unconscious, I named them for you."


The husband was thinking to himself: "Oh no, what has he done now?"

And he said with trepidation: "Well what did you name them?"


The brother replied: "I named the little girl Denise."

The husband, relieved, said: "That's a very pretty name! What did you come up with for my son?"

"Denephew," the brother replied.


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