An Arizona couple, both well into their 80's, went to a relations therapist's office.
The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us have intercourse?"
The doctor raised both eyebrows, but he was so amazed that such an elderly couple was asking for advice that he agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse."
He thanked them for coming, wished them good luck, charged them $50 and said goodbye.
The next week, the same couple returned and asked the therapist to watch again. The therapist was a bit puzzled but agreed.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.
Finally, after three months of this routine, the doctor said, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"
The man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married; so we can't go to her house. I'm married, and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and best of all....
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