A man will pay $2 - for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 - for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
General Formulas:
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man - you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman - you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men,
but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change - but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change - but she does.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
(Then she worries about the husband...)
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who finds such a man.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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17 Hilarious Quotes That Sum Up the Quirks of Traveling
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This Hidden Toilet Prank Will Have You Laughing Out Loud!
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14 One Liners That You Can Use to Amuse!
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Hilarious: This Vet Clinic Has Painfully Funny Signs!
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Pets always have a way of making us laugh. Take a look at this hilarious clip that will surely brighten your day.
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A man pretends to ditch his "pregnant" wife for another woman in this hilarious prank. Watch the video to see the hilarious expressions on bystanders' faces.
These Funny Photos Show Victorian Era in a Different Light!
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20 Hilarious Signs That'll Have You Howling with Laughter
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Hilarious! These Overly Dramatic Cats Deserve an Oscar...
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These Images of Pets Returning from the Vet Are Hilarious!
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Hilarious: What Is the TRUE Meaning of Marriage?
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Ah the Hilarious Ways We Men Try to Solve Our Problems
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These Signs Are Way Too Funny!
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Sorry, my dear canine buddies, you'll still need to take that bath!
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Enjoy your Christmas with this hilarious Mr. Bean episode.
Hilarious: Come On Ladies, Let's Poke Some Fun!
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It's Impossible Not to Laugh At These Funny Signs!
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These Dry-humored Comic Strips Are Utterly Brilliant
If you've never seen Pie Comic by John McNamee before, then you need to take a look at this post. His comic strips are hilarious!
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Enjoy a Hilarious Dose of Animal Pranks!
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These Hotel Goofs Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
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These Hilarious Grammar Jokes are a Verbal Delight!
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15 Quirky Spanish Idioms That'll Brighten Your Day
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Hilarious: These Cheesy Puns Will Make You Giggle!
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These Signboards Have the Worst Spelling Mistakes
These have to be some of the most unfortunate typos ever.
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If you thought English is a clear-cut and tidy language, you better read this.
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These One Liners Will Put a Smile on Your Face, Guaranteed!
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