He took the bags and tore them apart. He emptied them out but found nothing in them except sand. He detained the teen overnight and had the sand analyzed, only to discover that there was nothing but pure sand in the bags. The guard released him, put the sand into new bags, hefted them onto the lad’s shoulders, and let him cross the border.
A day later, the same thing happened. The officer asked, “What have you got?”
“Sand,” said the youngster.
The officer did a thorough examination and discovered that the bags contained nothing but sand. He gave the sand back to him, and the young man crossed the border on his bicycle.
This sequence of events was repeated every day for three years. One day, the teen didn't show. Days passed and the officer never saw him. A month later, a messenger came and handed the officer an invitation for a house warming.
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Joke: The Lie-Sniffing Robot
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Joke: A Woman's Clever Answer
This woman just thought of the perfect answer to this cop's accusation.
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Amuse your guests with these ridiculously creative door mats.
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20 examples of the worst construction flaws, that will hopefully remind you to hire a professional next time.
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Chuckle with this super collection of some of the wittiest and funniest signs found inside supermarkets.
These Cat Tweets Will Give You Plenty to Laugh About!
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These One Liners Will Put a Smile on Your Face, Guaranteed!
A collection of crazy and unexpectedly hilarious jokes.
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Classic Comedy: Lucy and the Chocolate Factory
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This Demonstration Went Really Wrong. LOL.
These people just didn't know their own strength!
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These Hilarious Pictures Will Have You Laughing Out Loud
These photos will have you laughing out loud.
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Mr. Bean's eating competition against a fellow guest is going swimmingly until he eats a batch of spoiled oysters...
Hilarious: These Shop Names are Comedy Gold!
These 15 British shops incorporated hilarious references and puns in their storefronts that are guaranteed to make visitors and passers-by smile from ear to ear
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Enjoy this hilarious collection of spring jokes and puns.
If You Want the Truth, Read This Hilarious Dictionary
If you think dictionaries were dry and pedantic, you'd be right. That is, they were, until these cheeky definitions came along.
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A hilarious stand up by comedian veteran Jeff Allen, all about teens and why they are God's revenge.