There was once a couple that had been married for 20 years. They had a fine love life, with one exception:
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights completely.
Well, at first it wasn't so annoying, but after so many years of marriage the wife felt it was foolish. She figured she would break him out of the crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down and saw her husband was holding a specially made pleasure device.
She got very angry.
"You impotent bastard!" she screamed at him.
"How could you have been lying to me all these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looked her straight in the eyes and said calmly:
"I'll explain the toy if you explain the kids."
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