Nearing the end of a hard life, old Ed was surrounded by his loved ones. As he sensed his final moment was approaching, he gathered all his strength and whispered:
"I must tell you my greatest secret."
His family members were all ears, and urged him to go on.
"Before I got married, I had it all," explained Ed.
"Fast cars, cute girls, and plenty of money. But a good friend warned me..
...‘Get married and start a family. Otherwise, no-one will be there to give you a glass of water to drink when you're on your deathbed.'
"So I took his advice. I traded the girls for a wife, beer for baby food. I sold my Ferrari and invested in college funds. And now here we are...
"And you know what?"
"What?" Whispered the fascinated members of his family.
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This Joke Starts With a Greedy Man...
A stingy lawyer simply isn't willing to let go of the money he has earned - even in death. That's why he hatches to plan to prove that you can take it with you.
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This Hidden Toilet Prank Will Have You Laughing Out Loud!
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Simon's Cat in: Double Trouble!
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It’s Impossible NOT to Laugh at These 15 Hilarious Signs
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These Witty Rejoinders Just Gave Me a Sardonic Smile
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HILARIOUS: Some People Have Unusual Solutions
Ingenious solutions to ordinary problems that will make you laugh.
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Animals Bring So Much Joy Into Our Lives - & Make Us Laugh
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When these dogs get pranked, they can't believe it!
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Let me make your day with these photos that made almost made me spill my coffee this morning.
If You Don't Laugh at These, You Are Irony-Deficient...
The Irony Is Strong in These Photos...
If You Want the Truth, Read This Hilarious Dictionary
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HILARIOUS: These Warning Signs are NOT Doing Their Job...
These warning signs are not doing their job well, are they?
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The comedy of Rowan Atkinson like you've never seen him before - a full performance!
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