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The ABC's of Marriage

After being married for 25 years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. 


He looked at her carefully, then said, "You are A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.


"What does that mean?" she asked suspiciously. 


He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous and Hot!"


She beamed at him happily and said: "Oh, that's so lovely! But what about I, J and K?"


"I'm Just Kidding!"


(The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctors are fairly optimistic about saving his genitals).


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