Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.
"Well," replies Paul, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I became, *ahem*, aroused every time I saw her?"
"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.
"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."
"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"
"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried it would happen to me again. So I got some duct tape and taped "it" to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show".
"Sensible" says Jeff.
"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, sexiest, dress you ever saw."
"And what happened then?"
"I kicked her in the face."
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Have You Ever Read a Sign Or Notice and Thought... WHAT!?
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This Stand-Up Routine is as Funny as They Come!
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These Wine Jokes Are All in Good Taste...
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Your Smile Video of the Day
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These Photos Could Only Have Been Taken In China...
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Classic Comedy: The Three Santas...
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20 Funny Signs That Prove Churches Have a Sense of Humor
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Over 100 Dad Jokes to Make You the Corniest!
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No Object is Safe From These Grumpy Cats!
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These Adorably Cute & Funny Comic Strips Are So Relatable!
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Hilarious: You'll Only See THIS in Scotland!
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Who Said God Isn't Funny? These Church Signs are Hilarious!
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Laugh Out Loud with Rob Spence's Crazy Balloon Act
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These Coffee Shop Customers Couldn't Believe Their Eyes...
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