Originally appearing in Richard Lederer's book "Anguished English", this collection of hilarious and real comments made in patient charts will have you in stitches! (Sorry, we couldn't resist the pun).
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1. 'She has no rigors or shaking chills , but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.'
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