A little girl comes back home from school and tells her mom:
"Mommy, today I got punished for something I didn't even do!"
"What?! What do you mean?" Her mother says angrily, "I'm going to call your teacher right now! What is it you didn't do?"
"My homework."
A rich businessman walks down the street when he spots an old man sitting with a fishing rod next to a puddle, trying to fish.
The businessman takes pity on the old deranged man, and invites him to lunch at the coffee shop close by.
After the meal, the businessman asks him with a smile: "So? Did you catch any fish today?"
"Sure did," answers the old man, "You're my third one."
Mark spent a year in an asylum, thinking he was a mouse. After intensive therapy, he was released. 10 minutes later he appears back inside as if all hell broke loose.
"What happened to you??" Asked his surprised doctor.
"There's a cat outside!" screams Mark.
"But Mark, I thought you got better! You know you're not a mouse!" Cried the doctor.
"I do!" Exclaims Mark, "but he doesn't know that!"
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The Funniest Questions About Retirement are Finally Answered
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What On Earth Were People Thinking When They Did This???
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And the Award for the Worst Driver of the Year Goes To…
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The Singing Pug That Cannot Run - Hilarious!
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Ah the Hilarious Ways We Men Try to Solve Our Problems
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You'll Never Guess How THIS Video Ends...
This hilarious short film won countless awards and endless praise.
Keep Your Lips and Hugs to Yourself Human! Hilarious
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Some People REALLY Don’t Care About Safety - 15 Funny Pics!
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Hilarious: Mr. Bean is Looking for Something...
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Hilarious! Mr Bean Wreaks Havoc at the School Open Day
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Forget Your Worries and Laugh With Some Hilarious Cartoons
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Kidding in the Rain: A Collection of Rainy-Day Pranks!
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Watch These Funny Animals Get Into Mischief!
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This Hilarious Sign is Gaining Notoriety Around the World...
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Dogs vs. Their Greatest Enemy: The Bath...
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Hilarious: If You're Going to Insult, Do It With Style...
you did not want to get on Shakespeare's bad side, for you might get one of these...