A little girl comes back home from school and tells her mom:
"Mommy, today I got punished for something I didn't even do!"
"What?! What do you mean?" Her mother says angrily, "I'm going to call your teacher right now! What is it you didn't do?"
"My homework."
A rich businessman walks down the street when he spots an old man sitting with a fishing rod next to a puddle, trying to fish.
The businessman takes pity on the old deranged man, and invites him to lunch at the coffee shop close by.
After the meal, the businessman asks him with a smile: "So? Did you catch any fish today?"
"Sure did," answers the old man, "You're my third one."
Mark spent a year in an asylum, thinking he was a mouse. After intensive therapy, he was released. 10 minutes later he appears back inside as if all hell broke loose.
"What happened to you??" Asked his surprised doctor.
"There's a cat outside!" screams Mark.
"But Mark, I thought you got better! You know you're not a mouse!" Cried the doctor.
"I do!" Exclaims Mark, "but he doesn't know that!"
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Hilarious: When a Spot of Generosity Goes Unappreciated
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This Joke Starts With a Blonde Nun Talking to God
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Funny: Johnny's Answer Catches His Teacher By Surprise
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These Funny Shop Signs Are Absolutely Outrageous!
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Hilarious: These Silly Signs Will Lift Your Spirits!
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These Signs Are Way Too Funny!
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These Cats and Dogs Cause Complete Christmas Carnage!
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The Hilarious Antics of These Birds Will Make You Chuckle
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9 Mockumentaries That Had Us Rolling on the Floor
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When Kid Photos Don't Come Out the Way You Hoped...
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19 Hilarious Perks of Being a Senior Citizen...
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These Cheesy Pickup Lines Are Bound to Make You Cringe!
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Simon's Cat Leaves His Owner Out in the Cold!
Watch this latest Christmas Special episode of Simon's Cat.
Hilarious: This Vet Clinic Has Painfully Funny Signs!
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These Guys Have Some WEIRD Choices in Christmas Sweaters!
Some people just have bizarre tastes when it comes to Christmas sweaters.
I Dare You Not to Laugh at These Silly Signs
Who on earth put these pointless signs all over our streets?!
Language Humor: 15 Hilariously Bad Translation Fails
Translation isn’t for everyone and these pictures show exactly why.
To Date this Hilarious Father's Daughter, Here are the Rules
While dads may be glad to see their daughter in love, when it comes to fathers and daughters, there are some hard line rules that NO suitor should cross!
The Most Hilarious Way of Learning to Play an Instrument!
Part comedy, part musical lesson, you'll laugh yourself silly with this video.
Hilarious: These Funny Restaurant Signs Cracked People Up
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Weirdly Interesting Family Photoshoots - 14 Funny Pics
These family photos are embarrassing but hilarious.
Eek! Remember When Chaplin Got Trapped in the Lion's Cage?
This classic scene has me rolling around the floor every time...
Classic Comedy: the Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook!
Monty Python in a hilarious sketch about miscommunication and relying on phrasebooks
Here's Proof That Wrong Spacing Can Ruin Any Sign...
Sometimes, a tiny mistake like a space in the wrong place can make all the difference, turning an ordinary sign into the most hilarious one you've ever seen!
When Parking Signs Get a Sense of Humor! (15 Pics)
Who knew no parking signs could make us laugh too?
Interior Design Fails: You Won't Believe This!
Some people have to live with really absurd home designs that make no sense. Take a look.
These Chatty Parrots Will Crack You Up!
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Just for Laughs: Hilarious Coffee Pranks and Gags
Check out this hilarious collection of coffee pranks by “Just for Laughs”.
If You've Got a Sense of Humor, You'll Love These Liners!
Which of these short jokes will crack you up?
Funny: Is This Mother Selling Her Baby On the Street??
What would you do if you saw a couple selling their baby on the street?
Hilarious: These Animals Decided to be Jerks Today
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These One Frame Comics Are Guaranteed To Brighten Your Day
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14 Hilariously Creative Doormats that Crack Me Up!
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Dogs vs. Their Greatest Enemy: The Bath...
Sorry, my dear canine buddies, you'll still need to take that bath!
Hilarious: These Shop Names are Comedy Gold!
These 15 British shops incorporated hilarious references and puns in their storefronts that are guaranteed to make visitors and passers-by smile from ear to ear
Hilarious! The Joys of Motherhood - As Animals See Them
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Hilarious: English is a Seriously ODD Language...
If you thought English is a clear-cut and tidy language, you better read this.
This Man Pushed a Button. He Had No Idea What It Will Do...
This man saw a button at the town square, he didn't realize what would happen when he pushed it.
Want a Laugh? Try These Witty Lines!
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Hilarious: The Evil Grocery Store!
This is just the kind of pranks I like, and a very creative use of a grocery store!